Somebody, please explain this to me!

I was watching late night television tonight, a rerun of Saturday Night Live that airs at midnight on E!, when the commercials began to run countless phone sex ads. Although I do not like phone sex, I can understand how some might find it fun. It can be very expensive if you're a straight man and want to speak with a hot supermodel, but it is free if you're gay and have access to the internet. As if phone sex wasn't enough these days, there is something new out there for the straight men whos wives refuse to touch them and that is text messaging flirtation. Now you can text message these hot girls and flirt for a small fee. Somebody, please explain how erotic text messages with strangers that claim to be the hottest women available works. Are these men that desperate? Don't they know that if a woman performing phone sex isn't that hot girl on the commercial, but probably a 40 year old trailer trash husky shit of lard then chances are whoever is sending you erotic text messages is almost definately NOT a woman. Probably not even a person, but an automated computer system. Anyways, I have no point with this but if you live in Wisconsin and you read my blog, make sure to vote NO on banning same-sex marriage. I see no reason why gay people can't marry just because the straight men in this state are doomed to a sexless marriage.