Saturday, April 29, 2006

Somebody, please explain this to me!

I was watching late night television tonight, a rerun of Saturday Night Live that airs at midnight on E!, when the commercials began to run countless phone sex ads. Although I do not like phone sex, I can understand how some might find it fun. It can be very expensive if you're a straight man and want to speak with a hot supermodel, but it is free if you're gay and have access to the internet. As if phone sex wasn't enough these days, there is something new out there for the straight men whos wives refuse to touch them and that is text messaging flirtation. Now you can text message these hot girls and flirt for a small fee. Somebody, please explain how erotic text messages with strangers that claim to be the hottest women available works. Are these men that desperate? Don't they know that if a woman performing phone sex isn't that hot girl on the commercial, but probably a 40 year old trailer trash husky shit of lard then chances are whoever is sending you erotic text messages is almost definately NOT a woman. Probably not even a person, but an automated computer system. Anyways, I have no point with this but if you live in Wisconsin and you read my blog, make sure to vote NO on banning same-sex marriage. I see no reason why gay people can't marry just because the straight men in this state are doomed to a sexless marriage.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

ROBOT SEX

WOW! Read this and be amazed. I can't wait for this technology to be as available as cell phones are today, but what will it look like? Cyber sex will take on a whole new meaning. I hope that the person on the other end of the cybersex gets to control the vibration and feeling that the "partner" experiences. Soon, we will all be as lucky as the Jetsons when our computers can stimulate us and no longer will we have to use our hands like a pathetic loser. Cleaning up will also be easier.

"Annie Sprinke, a former adult film actress, prostitute and author of "Spectacular Sex," said teledildonics are a logical outgrowth of improvments in pleasure devices."

The Things I Will Miss........

Graduation is approaching quicker than I expected. In December, I become a college graduate and once I pick up my degree I will be forced to make important decisions about my future. I have considered two options: move back to Madison for a year or leave Wisconsin for a warmer climate. I would like to leave Milwaukee for a better community. Although I have met some nice friends during my 2+ years here, I have also met a lot of forgettable faces that seem to disappear all too quickly.

As much as I look forward to leaving Milwaukee, there are a few things I will miss. I love the neighborhood I live in because it feels like a friendly community where people say hello on the streets. Although the homes are very gorgeous, and the lake view is nice, the best part of living here are the little oddities I've noticed on daily walks, such as guys pissing on the side of buildings just a few yards away from the sidewalk (in broad daylight). That strange crippled man in the wheelchair that can't even lift his head up. I haven't figured him out yet, but he intrigues me. A 60+ year old man that parks his wheelchair on the corner by the icecream shop during warm spring and summer days, sleeps and....well, I don't know what else but it is very weird. I've walked past him many times before and never heard him speak, so I doubt he's out there asking for money, but he's out there. I will miss the panhandlers asking me for change. This is remarkable! Homeless men standing just 2 blocks from a neighborhood of homes that cost $500,000 to $2,000,000 and they have the nerve to ask a college student for change. I have lots of change but I don't just hand it out. I would rather toss my $0.35 in the sewer than hand it over to another human being. I will miss the rich people in the neighborhood that take their dogs for a walk without a leash. They probably spent a lot of money just to have a professional train their dogs not to run away.

My first semester to UW-Milwaukee was an interesting experience. Transfering from Whitewater, I was just glad to be in a city again. I knew I wasn't in Whitewater when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench in the middle of the afternoon during my first week of classes. How bizarre but yet, it was like adding spice to a bland piece of meat. It just felt right for some reason. However, the UW-Milwaukee is looking to reshape its image and it pisses me off. The student associating on campus wants to change UWM to WSU (Wisconsin State University) just to seperate itself from Madison. BULLSHIT!!, I say. I want to graduate from UWM, not WSU. As tuition rises every semester, I see no reason to spend even more money on something so wasteful. Everything on campus with the letters UWM would have to be replaced and that costs money to reprint and replace it all with WSU. The funniest aspect of this whole name change is that students actually think that if the name was WSU, the university would distance itself from the U of W Madison. The only way Milwaukee could distinguish itself in this state is to remain UWM and realize that it will always be #2 in the state and that is ok.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

I don't know

I tried to write in my blog tonight. Some kind of confession on how I have been feeling lately but I couldn't write more than a few sentences and nothing felt sincere. I have a lot to say, but I don't know how to say it and if I do say what I'm thinking, who is interested anyways?

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Restless Night

Tonight, I am feeling very restless. I can not concentrate on anything. I have an important exam in 2 weeks, so the smart thing would be for me to study. However, everytime I sit down and review my notes or textbook, my mind begins to race. I have tried to study 3 times tonight, but each time my mind begins to go elsewhere and I put down my textbook after just 5 or 10 minutes of study time. It's as if I want to fail, but don't want to admit it. If there is any luck on my side, I will graduate in December (instead of May 2007), but I suppose the only way to graduate is to pass my classes and get the best grades of the last 4 years in the next 2 semesters.

I know a lot of college graduates that tell me I will miss this and getting a job out in the real world isn't all that exciting, but at least it will be a decent paycheck. I also can afford some luxaries that college students must put on hold, like a car and maybe a place of my own. Maybe that place of my own will be in a warmer climate too, like Florida or Arizona or London. Although London isn't any warmer, it would be a very exciting place to live.

But before I can get all that, first I must focus my concentration and learn about research.