The Bestest Boyfriend in the Whole World

How many guys do you come across on a daily or monthly basis who brags about their great boyfriend? I'm writing this to all the single guys who feel so alone around this time of year. Valentine's Day (or singles awareness day as many call it) seems to be that time of year where couples celebrate being with one another. Although I admire anybody who is in a true relationship, say one that has shown staying power or 9 months or more, I am beginning to loath anybody who claims to have "The Bestest Boyfriend in the Whole World"
How do you spot these idiots? Well, it's pretty easy. Anybody who has dated for a couple months and says "I love you" might be a fake. OR, my favorite are the people who use their AIM away messages as a message to their boyfriend about how lucky they are to be together. If an away message is a message meant for just that one person, it is a safe bet that the away message's intent is to inform everybody and anybody that they are no longer single. It's like being freakishly hung and wanting to strip at any chance one gets. All it is, is a need to show it off in public. It's also a safe bet that these types of relationships are rather superficial.
So, to all those who did not celebrate Valentine's Day, I say take advantage of all the cheap candy that is now onsale. There is no shame in purchasing a heart shaped box of candy for yourself to enjoy on a Saturday night. Love means never having to say stupid shit like best boyfriend in the world because there can only be one best.

Website of the Week: NO MORE!!

Like the emails I have sent out in the past 3 weeks, I am noticing very little attention in return. I send an email to 90% of the people in my list regarding the polar bear plunge and I get no responses back. I've asked about 40 people if they would be interested in donating a few bucks to charity, or participating in the jump or just watching me jump and I hear back from less than 10.
I send out another email to about 20 people informing them of my birthday and I get just a couple responses back. If this is all I can expect, then I suppose it will be a rather lonely birthday. I do plan on going out, but maybe an intimate group is better.
As far as the websites of the week go, I think I'll stop that. I'll continue to post my thoughts and let my creativity shine through but if you want anymore weird links, I suggest you just be patient. If I like you, I might share them with you personally. :-D

Website of the Week

Do you enjoy reminiscing about all the great moments of your childhood? Do you just like to look back and laugh at how dumb some of your favorite shows were? Then I suggest checking out RetroJunk.com Some of the best shows from Nickelodeon that you probably forgot are here now. Click "80's TV shows" and enjoy.

Happy F*ck!n Birthday

My birthday is approaching and I have no idea what to do for the day. It's the 17th of February, which is a Friday night. The following morning is when I participate in the polar bear plunge. For those who don't know about the plunge, it's a large number of people who jump into a freezing lake for charity. Personally, I do it because I enjoy doing dumb things like jumping into a frozen lake, not so much about the "good cause" but it is for a good cause and so far, I'm up to $85 for my donations.

So, back to the birthday thing. I'm sure I'll be in Madison that night because I'll have to do registration for the jump the day before it all happens, but I don't have any ideas. I suppose I'll have a dinner with friends and then hit a few bars. I think the inferno sounds like a good place to start and then maybe head over to Shamrock or Club 5, but nothing is set in stone. I think at this point, I still need too be persauded to do anything special.

An Observation of the Day

Has anybody out there noticed an increasing trend in straight men who shave their legs? If you haven't notices this, I suggest you go to the gym more often. I am noticing more guys who workout are beginning to shave their legs. It makes me wonder what else these straight guys are shaving. :-) With the exception of that one guy I saw last week who had a really bad case of razor burn on his legs, most have mastered the close shave nicely.